Your Website is Probably a Joke.

Let our AI tell you why. Get hilarious, brutally honest, and surprisingly useful feedback in 60 seconds. No sign-up required.

How We Crush Your Soul (For a Good Cause)

1

Drop Your URL

Don't be shy. We promise we've seen worse. Probably.

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Prepare for Impact

Our AI scans your site for crimes against design, speed, and common sense.

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Share & Repair

Share the hilarious roast card, then use the "Pro Mode" to actually fix it.

Why Subject Yourself to This?

Because your best friend is too polite and your mom thinks everything you do is "just wonderful." You need the cold, hard, algorithmic truth.

Find Your Blind Spots

You stare at your site for hours. You can't see the glaringly obvious button that leads to nowhere. Our AI can. And it will judge you for it.

Go Viral (For Better or Worse)

Share your hilarious roast card. People love a good train wreck. Your terrible design choices could be your ticket to fame.

Actually Get Better

Behind every sarcastic jab is a real, actionable insight. Swallow your pride, fix the issues, and maybe, just maybe, make more money.

Hall of Shame

Some of our favorite roasts. Don't worry, yours can't be worse... right?

"Your 'About Us' page has more stock photos than a budget dental ad. Are any of you real people?"

- Roasted: CorporateSynergySolutions.biz

"Congratulations on making a website that's not mobile-friendly. My grandpa's Nokia 3310 called, it wants its screen resolution back."

- Roasted: GerrysGourmetJams.com

"This site has more pop-ups than a whack-a-mole game. I came for a blog post and left with three newsletter subscriptions and a coupon for a product I don't want."

- Roasted: ClickFunnelsExtreme.io

What Our Victims... Er, Users Say

"I thought my website was a masterpiece. The AI told me it had the personality of unbuttered toast. I cried for a week, rebuilt it, and my conversion rate tripled. Thanks, I guess?"

- Sarah K., Recovering Graphic Designer

"The roast was so brutal I had to show my entire team. We spent the afternoon laughing, then the next month fixing everything the AI pointed out. Our load time is finally faster than a glacier."

- Mike R., Startup Founder